February 2012
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WatchThe Grown Ups
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this man died today
“At 9, he settled a dispute with a pistol.
At 13, in thrall to Tarzan, he ran away from home to live in the jungle. He survived there as a trapper with the aid of local peasants, returning to town periodically to sell the jaguar and ocelot skins he had collected.
At 20, he attempted suicide-by-jaguar. Afterward he was apprenticed to a pirate. To please his mother, who...
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poem for a new show at the Grey Gallery
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SOTO: Paris and Beyond
Let’s pretend Bernie didn’t smoke no bush when he was on leave in Germany. Let’s act like Jonny isn’t the prodigal heir apparent to a man re-born after he couldn’t get off the sour nipple. Let’s see if Anthony fucking that tumbleweed during his punk years fucks with Mikey being able to make sense of numbers and making money....
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“You know, I’m a mammal. I can afford scarves, coats, cappuccino, and rosy-cheeked women, and all are available for sale… on the streets of New York. Where I will soon be returning, because LA is a nightmare city.”
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dude, almost fifty-one thousand people were thrown in jail for marijuana possession last year in new york.
“Like every other great thing in this city, it was easy to take the shop for granted. Much respect goes to Dave, Paul, Grandpa, Martin, and everyone else who has worked there throughout the years. None of us can imagine how tough it is to keep open a respectable skate shop in such a high-rent neighborhood without running some sort of gimmick along with it, especially when parents buy...
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significant others by zach galifianakis
When you first find love it makes you skip to the post office or wink at a German shepherd. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, you will do both at the same time. You have met a person who shares your love for Rufus Wainwright and you wonder how the light and your love have coordinated a meeting to illuminate her so perfectly. But after a while, out of nowhere,...
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